1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:49,715 --> 00:00:52,771 Say hello to Idiosa Dartellum 7... 3 00:00:52,851 --> 00:00:54,873 ...or the ID-7 virus. 4 00:00:54,953 --> 00:00:56,756 Nasty-looking little fucker? 5 00:00:58,957 --> 00:01:03,449 For the uninitiated, the ID-7 strain makes stress hormone levels rise... 6 00:01:03,529 --> 00:01:06,352 ...blocks neural paths, essentially attacking our id... 7 00:01:06,432 --> 00:01:09,656 ...and throwing off a very important balance in our brains... 8 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:16,061 ...the balance between emotions and reason that keep us from doing stupid shit... 9 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:18,897 ...things like punching your boss in the face when angry... 10 00:01:18,977 --> 00:01:21,500 ...or fucking your date in public when horny. 11 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:24,970 That balance is temporarily severed, causing inhibitions to drop... 12 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:27,373 ...and basic instincts to rise to the surface... 13 00:01:27,453 --> 00:01:31,944 ...as the infected fall victim to what experts call emotional hijacking. 14 00:01:32,524 --> 00:01:34,880 Social media has tagged it the red-eye virus 15 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,194 ...for obvious reasons. 16 00:01:45,303 --> 00:01:46,892 So in a nutshell... 17 00:01:46,972 --> 00:01:49,928 ...basic human dignity takes a sick leave. 18 00:01:50,008 --> 00:01:53,460 The first reported case of the red-eye virus occurred 18 months ago... 19 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:56,201 ...in Des Moines, Iowa, and quickly spread around the world. 20 00:01:56,281 --> 00:02:00,070 Since then, there have been over 1,000 confirmed outbreaks reported globally... 21 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:02,674 ...over half of which are in the United States alone. 22 00:02:02,754 --> 00:02:05,611 The CDC is optimistic they can contain the virus immediately... 23 00:02:05,691 --> 00:02:08,614 ...through mandated quarantines, and the nation will be virus-free... 24 00:02:08,694 --> 00:02:11,743 ...by the end of the year as antibodies are being aggressively tested. 25 00:02:11,823 --> 00:02:15,921 They also state the virus isn't lethal, which is technically true. 26 00:02:16,001 --> 00:02:21,405 But while the virus can't kill, the infected, or redders, can. 27 00:02:23,241 --> 00:02:25,197 Introducing Mr. Nevil Reed... 28 00:02:25,277 --> 00:02:28,712 ...the first redder to be officially cleared for murder. 29 00:02:39,624 --> 00:02:42,814 His legal defense alleged that those infected with the ID-7 strain... 30 00:02:42,894 --> 00:02:46,768 ...can't control their emotions and therefore are not liable for the resulting actions. 31 00:02:46,848 --> 00:02:49,271 And thanks to a loophole, the case was dismissed. 32 00:02:49,351 --> 00:02:53,475 So Nevil lost his shit, stabbed a co-worker repeatedly in the face till dead... 33 00:02:53,555 --> 00:02:55,911 ...and walked thanks a doctor's note. 34 00:02:55,991 --> 00:02:57,812 God bless the justice system. 35 00:03:07,402 --> 00:03:10,025 Welcome to the home of Towers and Smythe Consulting... 36 00:03:10,105 --> 00:03:12,894 ...the corporate scumbags hired by the bigger corporate scumbags... 37 00:03:12,974 --> 00:03:15,175 ...in the landmark Nevil Reed case. 38 00:03:17,062 --> 00:03:21,303 TSC is a firm fueled by greed, duplicity, and moral decay... 39 00:03:21,383 --> 00:03:24,584 ...a place that ironically screens their job applicants for honesty... 40 00:03:24,664 --> 00:03:26,865 ...loyalty, and integrity. 41 00:03:31,126 --> 00:03:33,649 Qualities I had in spades when I was fresh-faced... 42 00:03:33,729 --> 00:03:36,184 ...and ready to take on the world my first day here. 43 00:03:36,264 --> 00:03:38,687 And here's me six months later... 44 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:41,323 ...late nights, no respect, the bad coffee... 45 00:03:41,403 --> 00:03:43,559 all the shit that comes with paying your dues. 46 00:03:43,639 --> 00:03:45,527 But none of it could slow me down. 47 00:03:45,607 --> 00:03:48,230 I was striving for the success my family never had... 48 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:51,500 ...a seat at the big kids' table with all the fixings... 49 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:54,615 ...all while paying back those goddamn student loans. 50 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:03,579 But the higher I rose, the more I felt like I was losing myself in the process. 51 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:06,214 And after discovering that loophole that won the Reed case... 52 00:04:06,294 --> 00:04:09,150 ...the requisite promotion quickly followed. 53 00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:11,853 But by then, it didn't matter that I thought he was guilty as fuck. 54 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:13,889 I just wanted the corner office. 55 00:04:13,969 --> 00:04:16,770 And for my sins, they gave me one. 56 00:04:19,508 --> 00:04:21,319 What a dick. 57 00:04:32,119 --> 00:04:34,081 Towers and Smythe. 58 00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:59,849 - I mean, how fucking stupid can you get? - I'm sorry. I... 59 00:04:59,929 --> 00:05:02,537 You're sorry? I don't fucking pay you to be fucking sorry, Jenny. 60 00:05:02,617 --> 00:05:05,514 Hey. Morning. Dude, you gotta see this. You gotta see this. Come over here. 61 00:05:05,594 --> 00:05:08,150 - What's up? - I just got this today. 62 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:11,798 Oh, man, last year's Christmas party. 63 00:05:12,628 --> 00:05:15,262 That looks like you. 64 00:05:17,164 --> 00:05:19,288 Yeah. That's you. 65 00:05:20,068 --> 00:05:21,289 Where'd you get that? 66 00:05:21,369 --> 00:05:23,947 I googled "a small-dick douche makes assistant work hard... 67 00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:27,536 ...for fake promise of a raise," and it was just, like, top search result... 68 00:05:27,616 --> 00:05:30,871 ...like, number one. Listen, leave her alone... 69 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:35,257 ...or I'll sell this to your wife for half of the half she'll get from your divorce. 70 00:05:35,337 --> 00:05:37,170 It's a good talk, bro. 71 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,554 Thank you. 72 00:05:44,259 --> 00:05:46,148 - May not be much... - Morning, Miles. 73 00:05:46,228 --> 00:05:49,686 ...but I'll take whatever goodwill I can pillage to sleep better at night. 74 00:05:50,766 --> 00:05:52,822 Thank God for coffee, right? 75 00:05:54,002 --> 00:05:57,566 - Your 9:00 a.m. is in meeting room three. - Where is my coffee cup? 76 00:05:57,646 --> 00:06:00,928 - Don't know. Also, I... - Do you know who took it? 77 00:06:01,008 --> 00:06:04,793 - No. But I can get you another one. - I don't want another mug. I want my mug. 78 00:06:05,113 --> 00:06:07,203 Yep, David from Vanda Corp. 79 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:10,693 - Derek. Derek. - What? 80 00:06:11,073 --> 00:06:14,689 - David, line one. - Okay. Put him on. 81 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:18,480 David, I was just about to call you. 82 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,516 David? Who the hell's David? It's Lucy. 83 00:06:21,596 --> 00:06:24,185 Miles, this is my sister. 84 00:06:24,865 --> 00:06:27,222 - I'm sorry. - It is so hard to get you on the phone. 85 00:06:27,302 --> 00:06:29,791 I just wanted to see if you were coming up for my birthday next month. 86 00:06:29,871 --> 00:06:33,109 Yeah. No, actually. 87 00:06:33,189 --> 00:06:35,477 I'm so sorry. I will not be able to make it to your birthday. 88 00:06:35,557 --> 00:06:37,799 But I will totally make it up to you. 89 00:06:37,879 --> 00:06:41,570 Well, if you're not gonna show up, at least paint me something cool. 90 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:44,772 - How do you know I started painting? - Miles said you're pretty good. 91 00:06:44,852 --> 00:06:45,841 Did he? 92 00:06:45,921 --> 00:06:48,143 Yeah. You should sign up for art classes or something. 93 00:06:48,223 --> 00:06:51,413 I don't have time for art classes. 94 00:06:51,493 --> 00:06:54,028 Yeah. You don't have time for anything. 95 00:06:56,765 --> 00:06:58,820 Yes. You are correct. 96 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:01,990 I do not have time for anything. I don't have time for this conversation. 97 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:03,492 - But I love you very much. - Wait, Derek... 98 00:07:03,572 --> 00:07:07,357 Thank you so much for calling. I gotta go. I love you. Bye. 99 00:07:17,318 --> 00:07:19,341 What's my 9:00? 100 00:07:20,021 --> 00:07:22,489 Good morning. Pat Sorenson's office. 101 00:07:25,293 --> 00:07:27,161 Right this way, sir. 102 00:08:02,998 --> 00:08:04,116 How can I help you? 103 00:08:04,196 --> 00:08:07,522 My client wants to pay this overdue debt to reverse the foreclosure. 104 00:08:07,602 --> 00:08:10,535 We just need TSC to tell the bank to allow more time. 105 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:14,476 I'm sorry to inform you, but our client has a strong no-refinance policy. 106 00:08:14,556 --> 00:08:16,331 Then what do I tell mine? 107 00:08:16,411 --> 00:08:19,763 Would you be open to discussing the possibility of a deed in lieu? 108 00:08:23,383 --> 00:08:26,374 You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? 109 00:08:26,454 --> 00:08:28,443 - You should see a lawyer. - I am a lawyer. 110 00:08:28,523 --> 00:08:31,136 If you were a lawyer, you would know what a deed in lieu is. 111 00:08:31,216 --> 00:08:33,266 You're one of the borrowers, aren't you? 112 00:08:34,562 --> 00:08:36,074 So what's a deed in lieu? 113 00:08:36,154 --> 00:08:39,632 It doesn't matter. Bank wouldn't agree to it anyway. 114 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:46,895 Look, you're not the first borrower to try to pull this kind of scam. 115 00:08:47,575 --> 00:08:49,999 Miss, this is a non-smoking room. 116 00:08:51,479 --> 00:08:53,547 So come stop me, suit. 117 00:09:00,721 --> 00:09:01,922 Wait. 118 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,248 We just need two more months. 119 00:09:07,328 --> 00:09:11,770 Families are involved here, but nobody listens, not the banks, not the lawyers. 120 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,196 I can't get past their damn secretaries. 121 00:09:15,836 --> 00:09:18,146 Look, I am very sorry this is happening to you. 122 00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:20,295 - Then don't kick me out. - The bank is kicking you out. 123 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:22,688 - The bank is your client. - It's the firm's client. 124 00:09:22,768 --> 00:09:24,978 The firm's partners call the shots. 125 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:30,453 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood. 126 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,588 My mother used to say that. 127 00:09:36,391 --> 00:09:38,881 Now I understand what it means. 128 00:09:39,761 --> 00:09:41,316 Is there anything else I can do to help? 129 00:09:41,396 --> 00:09:44,819 You can start by telling me the partner calling the shots on the case. 130 00:09:44,899 --> 00:09:47,901 Sure. That would be... 131 00:09:53,541 --> 00:09:55,564 Oh, shit. 132 00:09:56,844 --> 00:09:57,866 Irene Smythe. 133 00:09:57,946 --> 00:10:01,563 Well, I want a word with this Irene Smythe or whoever right now. 134 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,876 Sure. Let me get her on the phone. 135 00:10:09,424 --> 00:10:12,180 - This way, ma'am. - Get off me! 136 00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:14,083 We're not done here! 137 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:17,852 I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue all of you! 138 00:10:19,132 --> 00:10:20,695 Fuckers! 139 00:10:25,139 --> 00:10:27,163 You're in deep shit, too! 140 00:10:29,143 --> 00:10:30,709 You're in deep shit. 141 00:10:31,659 --> 00:10:34,869 Brenda wasn't feeling well, so I had to go out to the penthouse... 142 00:10:34,949 --> 00:10:37,008 ...to cover for her for a bit. 143 00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:42,076 Turns out The Boss is meeting with Kara and I'm pretty sure... 144 00:10:42,156 --> 00:10:45,981 ...they were talking about you fucking up a Vanda Corp case or something. 145 00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:49,150 Wait, what? Are you... 146 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:52,020 I don't work Vanda Corp. That's Kara's client. 147 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:54,050 I know, right? 148 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:55,961 Oh, no. 149 00:11:18,226 --> 00:11:20,245 - How can I help you? - Derek Cho. 150 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:23,751 - Need an access code to the eighth floor. - To see whom? 151 00:11:23,831 --> 00:11:28,656 Kara Powell, director of operations, not effective for client matters... 152 00:11:28,736 --> 00:11:32,027 ...but with all things related to navigating internal company politics... 153 00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:34,295 ...she's fuckin' Mussolini. 154 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,664 We call her The Siren. 155 00:11:36,744 --> 00:11:38,832 She's got The Boss's ear. 156 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:42,037 And her songs are sweet poison. 157 00:11:43,885 --> 00:11:45,501 Mr. Cho. 158 00:11:47,622 --> 00:11:49,133 Mr. Cho. 159 00:11:51,993 --> 00:11:55,150 To see... Kara Powell. 160 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,068 One moment, please. 161 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:03,921 Your pass code is 7-8-5-star-9-5. 162 00:12:11,179 --> 00:12:13,635 You expected me to create a dedicated office mobile app 163 00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:16,838 - ...with servers that run on hamster wheels. - Ray, stop talking. 164 00:12:16,918 --> 00:12:19,607 If I hear another whining excuse from you... 165 00:12:19,687 --> 00:12:23,144 ...I'll make sure you're back to building porn-site banner ads by lunch. 166 00:12:23,224 --> 00:12:26,081 - Do you understand me? - Yes, fine. 167 00:12:26,161 --> 00:12:28,616 So stop playing video games in your troll cave... 168 00:12:28,696 --> 00:12:32,287 ...and get the interoffice apps updated ASAP, okay, sweetie? 169 00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:36,051 Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye. Asshole. 170 00:12:36,471 --> 00:12:39,360 - What I can do for you? - That's a nice mug. 171 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,644 - Where'd you get it? - I told my assistant to get me one. 172 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:45,467 - And where did she get it? - Meg! 173 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:49,137 Derek here wants to know where you got the mug. 174 00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:51,039 From a kitchen downstairs. 175 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:55,677 - Okay. And why did you choose that one? - Because the other ones were filthy. 176 00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:59,347 - And why do you think this one wasn't? - Because the maid cleaned it. 177 00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:02,784 Incorrect. I cleaned this mug because this mug is mine. 178 00:13:02,864 --> 00:13:06,654 And what's mine is mine. And what's yours is yours. 179 00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:09,991 - You're getting to a point. - Vanda Corp is your client. 180 00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:11,893 That blood's on your hands. 181 00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:16,531 - So now you wanna share. - I can't share what isn't mine. 182 00:13:16,611 --> 00:13:20,402 Vanda Corp has filed more than 100 account cases through us in the last two years. 183 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:22,537 Well, then I hope they have a good case manager. 184 00:13:22,617 --> 00:13:27,352 You mean managers. No one can work a client that big without delegating. 185 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,078 And according to the annual work distribution sheet... 186 00:13:30,158 --> 00:13:32,394 That hasn't been updated in years. 187 00:13:32,474 --> 00:13:36,235 ...one of Vanda Corp's complaint cases was assigned... 188 00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:39,682 ...to you. 189 00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:42,994 File 45A. 190 00:13:46,345 --> 00:13:48,099 I'm being set up. 191 00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:55,036 Wow. Heads will roll. 192 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,383 - This will cost Vanda... - Give me this. 193 00:14:01,456 --> 00:14:04,697 - This was planted. - I'll cut you a deal. Plead guilty. 194 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,975 - Not guilty. - The corpse was found inside your office. 195 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,398 You knew exactly where to find it. 196 00:14:10,478 --> 00:14:13,607 - Do you wanna take this upstairs? - Great idea. 197 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,559 Take your file. 198 00:14:17,738 --> 00:14:20,575 Wanna swipe your key card, or should I swipe mine? 199 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:24,015 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. 200 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:26,137 You don't have clearance. 201 00:14:28,716 --> 00:14:29,959 My bad. 202 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:33,441 Don't you worry, little one. 203 00:14:33,521 --> 00:14:36,589 Daddy will pay for abandoning you and leaving you to die... 204 00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:38,219 ...in that cold, dirty dumpster. 205 00:14:38,299 --> 00:14:41,883 No, no. You died when you drowned because Mommy left you in the bathtub... 206 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:46,388 ...while she went shopping for shoes. But don't worry. Daddy will make her pay. 207 00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:49,150 Too bad Mommy outranks Daddy. 208 00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:53,431 - Mommy's a backstabbing bitch. - That's why Mommy outranks Daddy. 209 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,398 - Brenda, what's his mood? - He's drawing. 210 00:14:57,478 --> 00:14:59,081 Oh, shit. 211 00:14:59,881 --> 00:15:03,143 John Towers, capital "T" in TSC... 212 00:15:03,223 --> 00:15:07,075 ...king of the castle, top of the food chain, and total fucking maniac... 213 00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:10,345 ...you know, your typical American success story. 214 00:15:10,425 --> 00:15:13,231 Did I mention that he also dabbles in the fine arts? 215 00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,680 Tell me what you see here. 216 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:23,214 I see that those soldiers' lives are in danger, sir. 217 00:15:23,294 --> 00:15:24,425 Do you think they'll make it? 218 00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:27,679 No, sir. The fuse is too short. It's too late to run. 219 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,600 And what do you think they should be doing instead? 220 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,702 May I, sir? 221 00:15:41,888 --> 00:15:45,240 So simple and yet so effective. Can you see it, Derek? 222 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,915 Can you see the solution to our problem here? 223 00:15:47,995 --> 00:15:51,218 I think you mean her problem because she was the one that... 224 00:15:51,598 --> 00:15:55,123 Give me the file. This is our bomb. 225 00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:57,625 The fuse is already burning. 226 00:15:57,705 --> 00:16:00,695 So should we run like cowards and die? 227 00:16:00,775 --> 00:16:02,597 We are brave, sir. 228 00:16:02,677 --> 00:16:04,980 I'm so glad you said that... 229 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:08,770 ...because any second now, Vanda Corp is gonna find out about this mess... 230 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:11,306 ...and I'm gonna need some scalps. 231 00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:14,645 So, who dropped the ball? 232 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:17,044 I hate pointing fingers, but may I suggest... 233 00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:19,774 ...you check the annual work distribution sheet? 234 00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:22,584 Someone cooked the fucking worksheet. 235 00:16:23,664 --> 00:16:25,253 Sir. 236 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,555 Go on. 237 00:16:27,835 --> 00:16:30,958 Have you noticed that whenever there's a problem like this... 238 00:16:31,038 --> 00:16:35,217 ...it's almost always the same soldier involved? 239 00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:39,647 Because down in the trenches, we have all noticed. 240 00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:44,887 And we wonder if discharging this problem soldier might be the solution... 241 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:48,779 ...to preventing this kind of mess from ever happening again. 242 00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:52,451 - And who would that be? - May I? 243 00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:11,533 Thank you, Derek. You can leave. 244 00:17:12,513 --> 00:17:14,902 - Let's discuss. - Yes, sir. 245 00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:17,074 - I... - Leave. 246 00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:35,492 You got a sec? 247 00:17:51,052 --> 00:17:53,321 Nothing like a little power meditation. 248 00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:55,386 This one's new. 249 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,116 - Declan's walking already? - Wobbling, actually... 250 00:17:59,196 --> 00:18:01,517 ...like you were last Friday night. 251 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,883 - Thanks for the ride, by the way. - Thanks for puking in my car. 252 00:18:05,963 --> 00:18:07,855 That's what friends are for. 253 00:18:07,935 --> 00:18:11,138 So debrief me. What happened? 254 00:18:11,218 --> 00:18:14,011 Just found someone else's shit swept under my carpet. 255 00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:16,080 What kind of shit? 256 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,082 Vanda Corp shit. 257 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,918 It's a seven-figure mistake. I didn't even touch the file. 258 00:18:20,998 --> 00:18:22,620 Don't sweat it. 259 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:27,024 Those clowns working Vanda Corp are a bunch of a serial screw-ups. 260 00:18:27,104 --> 00:18:29,494 Look, I realize you might not wanna divulge... 261 00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:31,330 The Siren. 262 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:36,701 All right. Let's take a beat to strategize. 263 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:41,038 Since the promotion, you could possibly be in charge of a case that big... 264 00:18:41,118 --> 00:18:43,908 ...but not big enough to be untouchable. 265 00:18:43,988 --> 00:18:47,011 That's why she chose you. You're the perfect fall guy. 266 00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:49,582 So before even taking this upstairs... 267 00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:55,156 ...you already took this upstairs and made a mess of things. 268 00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,219 Fuck. 269 00:18:58,299 --> 00:19:01,158 Say I punch a rhino in the face. 270 00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:03,695 Would you call that brave or stupid? 271 00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:05,596 Brave... 272 00:19:05,976 --> 00:19:07,812 ...and stupid. 273 00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:10,873 See how bravery and stupidity can overlap? 274 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,782 Now that you understand that, let me give her a call and see if I can't find a way... 275 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,708 - ...to cut you a deal. - She already offered me a deal. 276 00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:21,546 I told her to suck it and that this is war. 277 00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:24,744 - War is over, moron. - Come on in, Kara. 278 00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:27,728 - How so? - Natural selection happened. 279 00:19:27,808 --> 00:19:30,339 Pack your shit. Boxes are on the second floor. 280 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,820 - You're fucking kidding me? - Derek, calm down. 281 00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:36,223 You blew him, didn't you? 282 00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:38,796 Like I need to stoop to that level. 283 00:19:39,076 --> 00:19:40,630 Now... 284 00:19:41,841 --> 00:19:44,013 ...get the fuck out of my face. 285 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,270 I'm taking this to The Nine. 286 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,974 Sure. Good luck with that. 287 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,013 And I want my mug back. 288 00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:57,281 The Nine, the company's board of directors. 289 00:19:57,361 --> 00:20:00,885 Good morning, everybody. This is the Vanda Corp file. 290 00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:03,320 No one here goes up or down without their vote. 291 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,656 Rumor has it that they're actually cybernetic organisms... 292 00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:08,092 ...but that hasn't been officially confirmed yet. 293 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:11,929 Now, there's a common misconception about the death gesture during gladiatorial combat. 294 00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:16,000 The actual phrase used in Roman texts doesn't translate as thumbs down... 295 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,432 ...but rather thumbs turned. 296 00:20:17,512 --> 00:20:21,272 Personally, I think we should hang, draw and quarter the little fucker. 297 00:20:21,352 --> 00:20:23,849 But... you know, that's just me. 298 00:20:24,329 --> 00:20:26,744 - So let's vote. - That's because the victors... 299 00:20:26,824 --> 00:20:29,980 ...finished off their opponents with a sword thrust across the throat. 300 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:34,075 So it's unanimous. Call Lester. 301 00:20:34,155 --> 00:20:37,488 Enter Lester McGill, head of human resources. 302 00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:40,580 No, not her. That guy. 303 00:20:44,058 --> 00:20:46,030 He takes care of the firm's layoffs. 304 00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:50,462 He's as cold as his methods are efficient, a perfect fit here. 305 00:20:51,452 --> 00:20:54,139 Naturally, we call him the reaper... 306 00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:58,735 ...and he's the last person you want to see standing at your doorway. 307 00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:04,221 Mind if I come in... Derek? 308 00:21:04,301 --> 00:21:06,270 If I said no? 309 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,989 Thank you. 310 00:21:13,903 --> 00:21:16,127 Do you even know what happened? 311 00:21:16,507 --> 00:21:18,152 I don't care what happened. 312 00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:20,631 You must be good friends with Kara, then. 313 00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:24,002 I hope she dies promptly. 314 00:21:24,782 --> 00:21:27,070 Glad we're on the same page. 315 00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:30,241 The Nine listen to you, and I have proof that... 316 00:21:30,321 --> 00:21:31,909 - Sign here... - ...this was not my mist... 317 00:21:31,989 --> 00:21:33,377 ...and here. 318 00:21:33,457 --> 00:21:35,313 What the hell are you doing? 319 00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,768 My job. 320 00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:39,517 So you are on her side. 321 00:21:39,597 --> 00:21:43,120 I'm on the right side. Always am. 322 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,426 That's why it's me firing you. 323 00:21:47,203 --> 00:21:49,062 Fuck you. 324 00:21:50,707 --> 00:21:53,860 Sign these documents from upstairs so I can clear accounting... 325 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:57,205 ...to transfer your severance pay into your account. 326 00:22:03,986 --> 00:22:06,566 Do you know what this is? This is a statement... 327 00:22:06,646 --> 00:22:09,513 ...saying that I take full responsibility over the Vanda Corp mess. 328 00:22:09,593 --> 00:22:12,983 I'll have to file that under "N" for "not my problem." 329 00:22:13,063 --> 00:22:15,186 I could be disbarred. 330 00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,418 I could face legal action from the client. 331 00:22:17,498 --> 00:22:19,156 I'm just the messenger, Derek. 332 00:22:19,236 --> 00:22:22,593 Yelling at me is like yelling at your watch because you're late. 333 00:22:22,673 --> 00:22:25,099 Why would I sign this crap? 334 00:22:27,544 --> 00:22:29,403 To get rich. 335 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:33,971 Wow. 336 00:22:34,051 --> 00:22:37,345 Glad to see we're now on the same page. 337 00:22:40,191 --> 00:22:42,012 Glad to see I'm not. 338 00:22:43,778 --> 00:22:45,816 You want to do this the hard way? 339 00:22:45,896 --> 00:22:48,119 I wanna do this the right way. 340 00:22:49,099 --> 00:22:51,252 I wanna speak with him and The Nine. 341 00:22:51,332 --> 00:22:53,758 Executive decisions are not subject to appeal. 342 00:22:53,838 --> 00:22:55,893 This one fucking better be... 343 00:22:55,973 --> 00:22:58,796 ...because I'm not leaving this building until I plead my case. 344 00:22:58,876 --> 00:23:00,467 Understood. 345 00:23:41,986 --> 00:23:45,412 This building is under quarantine. Get back inside. 346 00:24:24,394 --> 00:24:26,951 What's going on here? You can't tell me... 347 00:24:27,031 --> 00:24:29,186 - What the... - ...hell is going on? 348 00:24:29,266 --> 00:24:32,312 One of our pathogen sniffers in the building's ventilation system... 349 00:24:32,392 --> 00:24:34,458 ...picked up traces of the ID-7 virus. 350 00:24:34,538 --> 00:24:37,855 And who authorized you to install a sniffer in my building anyway? 351 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,532 Since the outbreak in Des Moines, detection devices are now legally required... 352 00:24:41,612 --> 00:24:44,842 - ...in public places. - Des Moines. Fuck. 353 00:24:44,922 --> 00:24:47,805 According to our projections, those infected in the building... 354 00:24:47,885 --> 00:24:52,076 ...will begin to display symptoms soon, if not already. 355 00:24:52,786 --> 00:24:56,711 Our experts have already released a neutralizer into your ventilation system. 356 00:24:56,791 --> 00:25:00,918 All traces of the virus should be eliminated in approximately eight hours. 357 00:25:00,998 --> 00:25:03,891 Until then, this building is officially under quarantine. 358 00:25:03,971 --> 00:25:06,216 So what are we supposed to do for the next eight hours? 359 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,053 Try to remain calm. 360 00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:13,097 So there I was getting the shit kicked out of me on the lobby floor by this asshole. 361 00:25:13,177 --> 00:25:16,118 And then... something... 362 00:25:16,198 --> 00:25:18,372 ...happened! 363 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:23,510 I don't wanna remain calm! I want this fixed. 364 00:25:27,457 --> 00:25:29,743 Hey. It's me. It's me. You all right? 365 00:25:29,823 --> 00:25:32,246 I think I just... I think I just punched a rhino in the face. 366 00:25:32,326 --> 00:25:34,084 - What? - He attacked me. 367 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:36,657 And then I just kicked his ass. 368 00:25:38,402 --> 00:25:41,959 - I'm going to go talk to The Nine. - No. Fuck this place! 369 00:25:42,039 --> 00:25:45,396 This mess is a blessing in disguise, trust me. You don't wanna end up like me. 370 00:25:45,476 --> 00:25:47,798 What are you talking about? You have everything figured out! 371 00:25:47,878 --> 00:25:53,270 No, Derek. This meditation and this incense, it's all bullshit. 372 00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:57,862 You think I like the taste of cale? Come on! I'm fuckin' dead inside. 373 00:25:57,942 --> 00:26:00,811 But they have me wrong. I have to tell them. 374 00:26:00,891 --> 00:26:03,347 Do you have any idea what they're capable of? 375 00:26:03,427 --> 00:26:06,951 Just hide out in your office until the virus subsides... 376 00:26:07,031 --> 00:26:09,720 ...then walk out those doors and don't look back. 377 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,457 Free as a bird. All right? 378 00:26:13,537 --> 00:26:14,691 - Okay. - Okay. 379 00:26:14,771 --> 00:26:17,027 - Okay. - Now come on. 380 00:26:17,107 --> 00:26:20,577 Put some peanut butter in your wheatgrass shot. What do you say? 381 00:26:26,783 --> 00:26:30,286 - Motherfucker! - Until the quarantine is over... 382 00:26:30,366 --> 00:26:33,644 ...we'll need your cooperation to keep the situation under control. 383 00:26:33,724 --> 00:26:36,913 We know better than anyone else that this virus... 384 00:26:36,993 --> 00:26:39,897 ...turns people into maniacs or blathering idiots. 385 00:26:39,977 --> 00:26:43,754 As you may know, the virus triggers a breakdown of moral barriers... 386 00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:47,330 ...unleashing repressed emotions in the infected, including anger... 387 00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:51,295 - ...depression, fear, lust. - Like cocaine? 388 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:54,857 An infected individual would make a coke addict look like a model citizen... 389 00:26:54,937 --> 00:26:57,935 - ...by comparison. - But we still feel normal. 390 00:26:58,015 --> 00:27:00,871 The virus can cause drastic mood swings... 391 00:27:00,951 --> 00:27:04,171 ...with potentially violent and severe consequences. 392 00:27:04,251 --> 00:27:08,178 It would be best if stressful work-related situations were avoided. 393 00:27:08,258 --> 00:27:11,381 Yeah. I'm going to come to your house, and I'm going to fucking kill you! 394 00:27:11,461 --> 00:27:14,348 - Bye, Mom. - Antidepressants, stimulants... 395 00:27:14,428 --> 00:27:18,055 ...even caffeine can accelerate the virus's effect. 396 00:27:18,135 --> 00:27:21,565 Meg, make more fucking coffee! 397 00:27:28,378 --> 00:27:33,838 So, what happens when 287 employees... 398 00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:39,610 ...with average billing rates of $200 an hour... 399 00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:43,384 ...stop working for eight hours? 400 00:27:47,730 --> 00:27:49,622 You don't know? 401 00:27:52,768 --> 00:27:55,676 I lose half a million dollars! 402 00:27:55,756 --> 00:27:59,059 Now, crack your whips. Everybody goes back to work. 403 00:27:59,139 --> 00:28:02,516 And if they don't like it, they are terminated immediately... 404 00:28:02,596 --> 00:28:05,656 ...and no severance packages. Put the fear of me in them. 405 00:28:06,566 --> 00:28:09,840 - What now? - Derek Cho wants clearance to come up. 406 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,176 - What for? - He said he reconsidered... 407 00:28:12,256 --> 00:28:15,482 ...but he wants to have a word with you and The Nine first. 408 00:28:17,911 --> 00:28:21,743 Your pass code is 8-star-1-9-9, fuck-head. 409 00:28:29,156 --> 00:28:31,198 Fuck you! 410 00:28:33,143 --> 00:28:35,466 No, no. No, up. 411 00:28:35,546 --> 00:28:39,178 Up. Up. Let me the fuck up! 412 00:28:45,255 --> 00:28:46,978 Colton Snyder... 413 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,276 ...aka The Bull... 414 00:28:49,756 --> 00:28:51,737 ...The Boss' unofficial left hook. 415 00:28:53,964 --> 00:28:56,253 Nobody knows his exact job description. 416 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:58,655 But whenever there's a hint of something dirty going on... 417 00:28:58,735 --> 00:29:01,562 - Take his phone. - ...there he is. 418 00:29:12,215 --> 00:29:13,944 Hello, Derek. 419 00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:17,540 Look, I am so sorry we didn't get a chance to meet again. 420 00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:20,344 Things came up. You know how it is. 421 00:29:20,424 --> 00:29:22,433 Now, I know what you're thinking... 422 00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:26,603 "Nevil Reed, he got away with murder. Maybe I can have a little fun here." 423 00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:31,255 Did you really think that I didn't see that coming? 424 00:29:31,335 --> 00:29:34,641 Actually, I was just gonna ask for my job back. 425 00:29:34,721 --> 00:29:37,511 But I like your idea, too. 426 00:29:37,591 --> 00:29:39,846 Well, I'm going to beat you to the punch. 427 00:29:42,264 --> 00:29:45,285 Now, that sounds like it hurt. Is he hurt? 428 00:29:45,365 --> 00:29:48,606 - Yes, sir. - Is he crying? 429 00:29:49,786 --> 00:29:52,681 - No, sir. - Well, why isn't he fucking crying? 430 00:30:00,263 --> 00:30:02,312 He is now, sir. 431 00:30:02,392 --> 00:30:04,391 Now, I wanna hear a bone break. 432 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:07,309 They say the femur is the most difficult bone in the body to break... 433 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,276 ...but I'll settle for a pinkie. 434 00:30:10,507 --> 00:30:12,366 I'm coming, Derek. 435 00:30:18,581 --> 00:30:21,708 - What's happening? - Motherfuckers! 436 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,220 Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on in there? 437 00:30:43,874 --> 00:30:45,199 Ewan? 438 00:30:47,611 --> 00:30:50,903 I... smell... 439 00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:55,008 ...toast. 440 00:30:58,555 --> 00:31:00,076 Ewan. 441 00:31:00,156 --> 00:31:02,779 - Ewan! Ewan! - Ewan? 442 00:31:02,859 --> 00:31:05,081 Ewan! 443 00:31:05,161 --> 00:31:08,574 - You killed Ewan? - There's been an accident. 444 00:31:08,995 --> 00:31:13,470 Do you have any idea how many billable hours I'm gonna lose until I find a replacement? 445 00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,909 I'm worried about the body right now. I killed him. 446 00:31:16,989 --> 00:31:21,165 You didn't kill him. The virus killed him. You're infected. 447 00:31:21,245 --> 00:31:25,642 You have impunity! We have a precedent in Nevil Reed. 448 00:31:25,722 --> 00:31:28,108 - You can thank Derek for that. - Motherfucker. 449 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:30,210 Thank you for that, Derek. 450 00:31:30,787 --> 00:31:34,081 Lock him up with the other one and then get back up here. 451 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,587 - What are you doing here? - They fired me. 452 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:37,331 That's nice. Justice is served for once. 453 00:32:37,411 --> 00:32:38,608 What are you doing here? 454 00:32:38,688 --> 00:32:42,379 Security called the cops, but this place was quarantined before they could show up... 455 00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:44,848 ...so they threw me in this hellhole. 456 00:32:44,928 --> 00:32:49,085 I'm suing everyone and their grandmother when I get out of here, I swear to God. 457 00:32:49,165 --> 00:32:51,788 Good luck. It's ID-7! 458 00:32:51,868 --> 00:32:54,300 No one's liable for anything that they do. 459 00:32:55,555 --> 00:32:58,460 - Just like any other day for you. - Yeah. 460 00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:00,564 We're not liable for what we do in here, either. 461 00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:04,333 Nice, then I'll have your balls for dinner for that shit you pulled! 462 00:33:04,413 --> 00:33:07,918 Wait! Wait! Wait! This might sound crazy, but I think we can help each other out here. 463 00:33:07,998 --> 00:33:12,916 Okay? You remember Irene Smythe, the woman that fucking screwed you? 464 00:33:12,996 --> 00:33:15,379 She's in the building's penthouse right now. 465 00:33:15,459 --> 00:33:18,546 - So what? - You help me get to the top... 466 00:33:19,326 --> 00:33:20,927 ...and she's all yours. 467 00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:25,289 This is our shot to hold these assholes accountable... 468 00:33:25,369 --> 00:33:27,997 ...for all the fucking damage that they've done! 469 00:33:28,271 --> 00:33:31,495 And our chance goes away as soon as this quarantine is over. 470 00:33:32,075 --> 00:33:33,664 Yeah? 471 00:33:34,544 --> 00:33:38,128 - Can I get up now? - Are you gonna stop being an asshole? 472 00:33:38,498 --> 00:33:41,903 That's debatable. Yes. Yes. 473 00:34:01,204 --> 00:34:04,560 - What are you looking for? - A loophole. 474 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,464 It's my specialty. 475 00:34:07,844 --> 00:34:09,436 Yeah! 476 00:34:11,413 --> 00:34:14,704 I don't think they'd lock us up in a room with working phones. 477 00:34:14,784 --> 00:34:16,472 I don't need a working phone. 478 00:34:16,552 --> 00:34:20,314 Just need bit of this, a bit of that. Build a franken-phone. 479 00:34:20,394 --> 00:34:22,826 And call who? Cops can't enter the building. 480 00:34:23,476 --> 00:34:24,774 I'm not calling the cops. 481 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:31,221 Sir? Derek Cho somehow managed to set up a call with Vander Corp's CEO... 482 00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:33,393 ...and they wanted you to join in. 483 00:34:36,356 --> 00:34:38,251 In a minute. 484 00:34:39,509 --> 00:34:42,632 Sorry to keep you waiting, Frank. I'm all ears! 485 00:34:42,712 --> 00:34:44,418 Glad you could join us, John. 486 00:34:44,498 --> 00:34:48,271 Well, I've been having a nice, long chat with one of your lawyers. 487 00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:52,008 - You still there, Derek? - Yes, sir. I am still here. 488 00:34:52,088 --> 00:34:55,312 Good. John, can you please remind me? 489 00:34:55,392 --> 00:34:57,938 Why do I do business with TSC? 490 00:34:58,018 --> 00:35:00,350 Well, because it's a jungle out there, Frank. 491 00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:05,255 And not only do you need a guide, but you also need a lion walking right by your side. 492 00:35:05,335 --> 00:35:08,625 And we are your lion and your guide. 493 00:35:08,705 --> 00:35:09,893 - Are you? - Yeah. 494 00:35:09,973 --> 00:35:14,966 Well, we're just a touch concerned that you may have ulterior motives. 495 00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:19,102 We would never turn against our clients, Frank. 496 00:35:19,182 --> 00:35:23,927 Well, that may be true, but Derek has alerted me to a certain document... 497 00:35:24,007 --> 00:35:27,074 ...that seems to suggest otherwise. 498 00:35:27,374 --> 00:35:30,380 It's a report that TSC did for Vander Corp. 499 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:33,750 It analyzes the advisability of filing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit... 500 00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:36,096 ...against one of Frank's ex-business associates. 501 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,788 Do you remember this report, John? 502 00:35:39,168 --> 00:35:42,516 - No. - I must say, it's well-written. 503 00:35:42,596 --> 00:35:46,430 I like how it weighs the slim possibility... 504 00:35:46,510 --> 00:35:49,022 ...of a positive financial outcome... 505 00:35:49,102 --> 00:35:53,820 ...against the enormous potential litigation costs. 506 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:56,339 Do you agree with this report, Derek? 507 00:35:57,319 --> 00:36:00,444 No, sir. I do not. I believe you could have won the suit. 508 00:36:00,524 --> 00:36:04,214 Then why did your advisers advise me against it? 509 00:36:04,294 --> 00:36:07,791 Your advisers missed the deadline to file the motion. 510 00:36:07,871 --> 00:36:11,337 So you believe that TSC dropped the ball on this one? 511 00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:13,957 I believe they dropped the ball, sir. 512 00:36:14,037 --> 00:36:16,723 But then they also defecated on the ball... 513 00:36:16,803 --> 00:36:20,230 ...and then sodomized the ball, sir. 514 00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:22,283 Interesting. 515 00:36:22,912 --> 00:36:24,774 Oh, and, John... 516 00:36:24,854 --> 00:36:28,325 ...I just happen to have your last invoice here with me. 517 00:36:36,593 --> 00:36:38,564 That went well. 518 00:36:41,163 --> 00:36:43,487 I want you to rip the fucking phone out of his hands... 519 00:36:43,567 --> 00:36:46,777 ...his hands off his fucking body now! 520 00:36:53,176 --> 00:36:57,100 Yeah. Can I please order two pepperoni pizzas and some hot wings? 521 00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:00,236 Yeah. Why not? Throw some garlic bread in there. 522 00:37:00,316 --> 00:37:02,542 Do you guys want anything? 523 00:37:22,656 --> 00:37:25,899 Brenda! This fucking phone doesn't work! 524 00:37:35,585 --> 00:37:37,107 Yeah. 525 00:37:37,687 --> 00:37:41,064 Christ, man! He fuck your girl, too? 526 00:37:42,998 --> 00:37:45,982 Damn, suit, you don't even respect each other. 527 00:37:46,062 --> 00:37:47,893 You're right. 528 00:37:49,465 --> 00:37:51,307 We don't. 529 00:37:53,336 --> 00:37:55,038 Now what? 530 00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,909 Time to go to work. 531 00:38:28,004 --> 00:38:30,760 - Fuck, yeah! - Oh, shit. 532 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,484 They started a countdown for the quarantine, posted in an interoffice app. 533 00:38:34,564 --> 00:38:37,367 It's enough time to get the job done. I mean, this place isn't that big. 534 00:38:37,447 --> 00:38:41,104 The Boss is a fucking raging cokehead. There's definitely gonna be more guards. 535 00:38:41,184 --> 00:38:42,456 Fine. I'll bring more nails. 536 00:38:42,536 --> 00:38:45,742 The only way to the top floor is with the key card or a one-time password. 537 00:38:45,822 --> 00:38:47,917 So who do we have to fuck up to get the card? 538 00:38:47,997 --> 00:38:52,716 First, there's an ass-hat on the sixth floor who's got a level-two key card. 539 00:38:52,796 --> 00:38:55,685 It can take us to the seventh floor, giving us access to the bitch... 540 00:38:55,765 --> 00:38:57,867 ...who's got a level-three key card. 541 00:39:06,055 --> 00:39:07,869 Hey, extreme measures, right? 542 00:39:46,182 --> 00:39:48,271 - Wednesdays. - Hey! 543 00:39:51,254 --> 00:39:54,147 - Him? - Yep. 544 00:40:01,564 --> 00:40:02,956 Hey! 545 00:40:09,272 --> 00:40:12,328 - Open the fucking door! - Fuck you, motherfucker! 546 00:40:12,408 --> 00:40:14,931 You open doors like my grandmother fucks! 547 00:40:15,011 --> 00:40:16,903 Open the door! 548 00:40:20,683 --> 00:40:22,712 Open the fucking door! 549 00:40:22,792 --> 00:40:24,821 Open the door! 550 00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:13,822 It really bothers me that women don't get the same treatment as men... 551 00:41:13,902 --> 00:41:15,865 ...in the workplace. 552 00:41:16,472 --> 00:41:19,345 I'm all about gender equality here. 553 00:41:23,296 --> 00:41:24,871 Derek! 554 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:02,742 - Need a hand? - I don't need your help, suit. 555 00:42:02,822 --> 00:42:05,608 - But I need yours. - Fuck you. 556 00:42:05,688 --> 00:42:07,547 Fuck you, too. 557 00:42:12,562 --> 00:42:15,184 - May we come in? - And if I said no? 558 00:42:15,264 --> 00:42:17,787 You'll have to confer with my associate. 559 00:42:17,867 --> 00:42:20,760 And mine, gimpy. 560 00:42:26,642 --> 00:42:28,464 - What do you want? - Key card. 561 00:42:28,544 --> 00:42:31,067 I'm not the only one with a level-two key card. 562 00:42:31,147 --> 00:42:34,838 But you are the one that fired me, asshole! 563 00:42:34,918 --> 00:42:39,322 Wrong. The firm fired you. Don't nail-gun the messenger. 564 00:42:41,824 --> 00:42:43,713 Oh, my God. 565 00:42:44,093 --> 00:42:46,616 You bring up a very good point. 566 00:42:46,696 --> 00:42:49,218 I'm so sorry, Lester. We're good. 567 00:42:49,298 --> 00:42:51,554 We're totally good, man. 568 00:42:51,934 --> 00:42:53,990 I will take it up with the firm... 569 00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:57,794 ...but I would love to know where I could find the firm... 570 00:42:57,874 --> 00:43:02,098 ...because I would love to kick the firm's ass. 571 00:43:02,178 --> 00:43:05,268 You can't kick a firm's ass. 572 00:43:05,681 --> 00:43:07,503 That's the point. 573 00:43:08,183 --> 00:43:12,277 Well, then that brings us back to you. 574 00:43:14,057 --> 00:43:16,149 I was just doing my job. 575 00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:19,950 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood. 576 00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:22,352 I get what that means. 577 00:43:22,432 --> 00:43:25,418 You know what will happen to me if I give you this key card? 578 00:43:25,498 --> 00:43:28,358 I'm going to have to file that under "N..." 579 00:43:29,238 --> 00:43:31,619 ...for "not my fucking problem." 580 00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:43,276 Fuck! 581 00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:53,182 No! The saw! 582 00:43:53,262 --> 00:43:55,151 Extreme measures! 583 00:43:55,231 --> 00:43:56,853 Go! 584 00:44:14,717 --> 00:44:16,575 A little help? 585 00:44:26,662 --> 00:44:28,451 You ready? 586 00:44:28,531 --> 00:44:30,386 It's gonna hurt a lot. 587 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,688 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 588 00:44:32,768 --> 00:44:35,358 - You're still one of them. - I thought we were a team. 589 00:44:35,438 --> 00:44:39,298 For the time being. All right. On the count of... 590 00:44:43,796 --> 00:44:45,834 All right. Calm down. 591 00:44:46,123 --> 00:44:47,707 Fuck. 592 00:44:48,184 --> 00:44:51,494 At least you're not that guy. Move aside, pussies. Come on. 593 00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:54,500 Wait. Wait. I have an idea. 594 00:45:04,132 --> 00:45:07,823 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! You're cool! Fuck you! 595 00:45:07,903 --> 00:45:11,381 - Are we done here yet? - We are now. 596 00:45:13,391 --> 00:45:16,832 Here, take my phone. I need you to film something. 597 00:45:18,681 --> 00:45:21,504 - Film what? - Okay. Here we go. 598 00:45:21,984 --> 00:45:26,783 Case file 32376, The People vs. Reed. 599 00:45:27,473 --> 00:45:29,378 Now, you all know the court case... 600 00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:33,149 ...but let's discuss Mr. Nevil Reed the man, shall we? 601 00:45:33,229 --> 00:45:38,221 By all accounts, Mr. Reed was an upstanding pillar of the community... 602 00:45:38,301 --> 00:45:41,451 ...earned two master's degrees by the age of 21. 603 00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:46,362 He married his college sweetheart and is the father of beautiful twin girls. 604 00:45:46,642 --> 00:45:51,491 But when Mr. Reed contracted the ID-7 virus... 605 00:45:51,571 --> 00:45:53,372 ...shit got real. 606 00:45:54,650 --> 00:45:57,273 "Overwhelmed by pure id... 607 00:45:57,353 --> 00:46:00,543 ...Nevil Reed became prone to involuntary... 608 00:46:00,623 --> 00:46:04,047 ...aberrant, and shocking impulses. 609 00:46:04,127 --> 00:46:07,467 He committed a gruesome, unspeakable act... 610 00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:12,729 ...in broad daylight in a room full of witnesses." 611 00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:18,375 Now, we're witnessing a model citizen here... 612 00:46:18,874 --> 00:46:21,998 ...transformed into a brutal... 613 00:46:22,078 --> 00:46:25,401 ...bloodthirsty killing machine... 614 00:46:25,481 --> 00:46:28,738 ...at the blink of an infected eye. 615 00:46:29,318 --> 00:46:31,174 So I ask you this. 616 00:46:31,754 --> 00:46:35,448 Is it his fault or is it the virus's? 617 00:46:41,429 --> 00:46:43,298 Let's discuss. 618 00:46:44,367 --> 00:46:46,209 See you soon, fuckers. 619 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,996 Shit. 620 00:46:55,244 --> 00:46:58,367 Kara, he's on his way up. He has got Lester's key card. 621 00:46:58,447 --> 00:47:02,105 Oh, really? That's a shame, a real shame, sir. 622 00:47:02,585 --> 00:47:07,076 Just wondering, did they get it before or after butchering Lester with an electric saw? 623 00:47:07,156 --> 00:47:10,299 Just calm down and come up here! 624 00:47:10,379 --> 00:47:13,716 They're guarding the private elevator. I can't leave the office. 625 00:47:13,796 --> 00:47:17,620 - Then destroy the card. - It's my only leverage. 626 00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:19,979 Kara, I promise you... 627 00:47:20,059 --> 00:47:24,057 ...I will do everything in my power to ensure he doesn't get to you. 628 00:47:24,137 --> 00:47:27,777 But if he does, you must protect those above you. 629 00:47:27,857 --> 00:47:29,155 Fuck those above me! 630 00:47:29,235 --> 00:47:32,201 - I'll give you the raise you always wanted. - Fuck your raise! 631 00:47:32,981 --> 00:47:36,047 - I'll make you partner. - Fuck your... 632 00:47:36,393 --> 00:47:39,232 Deal. I'll throw it out the window. 633 00:47:39,312 --> 00:47:41,195 Oh, thank you. 634 00:47:51,637 --> 00:47:52,959 Meg! 635 00:47:55,704 --> 00:47:58,994 Hide this somewhere safe and don't tell me where. 636 00:47:59,074 --> 00:48:01,884 And make more fucking coffee now! 637 00:48:01,964 --> 00:48:03,703 Stupid bitch. 638 00:48:09,952 --> 00:48:13,482 The elevator's the only way upstairs. We can ambush her here. 639 00:48:13,562 --> 00:48:15,633 Well, it's gonna be a while. 640 00:48:17,293 --> 00:48:19,282 Top three bands, go. 641 00:48:19,362 --> 00:48:22,051 - Only three? - Only three, that's the rules. 642 00:48:22,131 --> 00:48:23,987 All right. 643 00:48:24,417 --> 00:48:26,239 Motorhead. 644 00:48:26,319 --> 00:48:30,499 D.R.I. and Early Anthrax. 645 00:48:30,579 --> 00:48:33,028 - Metal till I fucking puke. - All right. Okay. 646 00:48:33,108 --> 00:48:35,906 That's not what I expected, but fine choices. 647 00:48:35,986 --> 00:48:38,501 What did you expect, the Dave Matthews Band? 648 00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:40,870 Hey, Dave Matthews Band is actually... 649 00:48:40,950 --> 00:48:43,672 Other way, asshole. Go. Turn around. Yep. You got it. 650 00:48:43,752 --> 00:48:46,776 - You fucking dick, Joe! - What? 651 00:48:46,856 --> 00:48:49,445 Dave Matthews Band is a good band. 652 00:48:49,525 --> 00:48:52,081 - Oh, my God. - You ever heard them live? 653 00:48:52,161 --> 00:48:55,184 I would rather chew glass. 654 00:48:55,264 --> 00:48:56,285 Are you serious? 655 00:48:56,365 --> 00:49:00,489 Just because they're popular doesn't mean that they're bad at music. 656 00:49:00,569 --> 00:49:04,059 I think it's actually that people think it's more popular to dislike them... 657 00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:06,065 ...so they're just trying to be cool. It's bullshit. 658 00:49:06,145 --> 00:49:07,863 All right. Fine. I'll go see them at Burning Man. 659 00:49:07,943 --> 00:49:11,306 All right, make fun all you want, but if we ever get out of here... 660 00:49:11,386 --> 00:49:15,337 ...I'm gonna get us tickets, all right, to the coliseum show in July. 661 00:49:15,417 --> 00:49:18,294 I'm gonna take you there and I'm gonna turn you on to some great musicianship. 662 00:49:18,374 --> 00:49:23,216 You're gonna turn me on? Before or after we go out to buy birkenstocks? 663 00:49:23,296 --> 00:49:25,848 - Fuck off. - Do you wear them with socks? I bet you do. 664 00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:28,517 Okay. So... so just tell me again... 665 00:49:28,597 --> 00:49:32,355 ...why you can't send a unit in to just stop this asshole. 666 00:49:32,435 --> 00:49:35,591 A heavily armed SWAT team in a building filled with civilians... 667 00:49:35,671 --> 00:49:38,994 ...infected with the virus would be catastrophic. 668 00:49:39,074 --> 00:49:43,565 ...for that, we need to... excuse me. What are you doing? 669 00:49:43,645 --> 00:49:46,936 Allergies. Who are you, my fucking therapist? 670 00:49:47,016 --> 00:49:49,862 Anyway, all we can do is talk to the employee... 671 00:49:49,942 --> 00:49:52,375 ...in an attempt to defuse the situation. 672 00:49:52,455 --> 00:49:54,477 We currently have a psychologist on-site... 673 00:49:54,557 --> 00:49:57,150 ...who could possibly talk to the infected individual. 674 00:50:01,330 --> 00:50:06,575 Notify the team down in accounting. I'm offering 150 grand for Cho's head. 675 00:50:06,955 --> 00:50:09,142 You're talking about murder here. 676 00:50:09,572 --> 00:50:12,054 You should be offering at least 450. 677 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,566 Agreed. 678 00:50:31,193 --> 00:50:34,267 Four hours left till the quarantine lifts. We're running out of time. 679 00:50:34,397 --> 00:50:38,521 Well, sometimes you gotta say, "what the fuck? 680 00:50:38,601 --> 00:50:40,807 - Make your move." - "Risky business." 681 00:50:40,887 --> 00:50:42,459 Yeah. 682 00:50:43,439 --> 00:50:45,314 All right. 683 00:52:07,856 --> 00:52:12,515 Hello, Derek? My name's Mark. I'm a psychologist working with the CDC. 684 00:52:12,595 --> 00:52:15,217 - Can you hear me? - Yes, he can hear you, Mark. 685 00:52:15,297 --> 00:52:18,020 I was just told that you were under a bit of stress right now... 686 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:21,149 ...so I wanted to check in on you. Can we talk? 687 00:52:21,549 --> 00:52:23,611 Can you tell me how you feel? 688 00:52:25,905 --> 00:52:27,763 How do I feel? 689 00:52:29,822 --> 00:52:33,232 I feel like taking my clothes off. 690 00:52:33,312 --> 00:52:37,228 I feel like causing extraordinary amounts... 691 00:52:37,308 --> 00:52:40,345 ...of property damage. I feel like I wanna scream. 692 00:52:40,425 --> 00:52:45,048 I wanna fuck. I feel like twisting limbs and breaking bones! 693 00:52:46,328 --> 00:52:49,952 - I feel great, Mark. - That's the virus talking. 694 00:52:50,032 --> 00:52:53,689 I agree, Mark. Derek isn't thinking clearly right now. 695 00:52:53,769 --> 00:52:57,264 He's so consumed by his id that he hasn't noticed that... 696 00:52:57,344 --> 00:53:00,496 - ...we're just here to help him. - You should listen to her, Derek. 697 00:53:00,576 --> 00:53:03,833 Why don't you sit down, take a breath, and talk it out? 698 00:53:04,413 --> 00:53:06,271 Talk it out. 699 00:53:15,157 --> 00:53:16,745 Sure. 700 00:53:17,325 --> 00:53:21,717 - I'll talk it out. - Yeah. Let's just have a conversation. 701 00:53:21,797 --> 00:53:23,655 Track three. 702 00:53:28,293 --> 00:53:31,133 Better not be fucking Dave Matthews Band. 703 00:53:32,257 --> 00:53:33,796 Okay. 704 00:53:34,176 --> 00:53:38,501 Those of you who don't wanna be a part of this can leave now. 705 00:53:38,581 --> 00:53:42,037 - Derek, please listen to me. - But if you choose to stay... 706 00:53:42,117 --> 00:53:44,777 ...which it seems like you guys are choosing... 707 00:53:44,857 --> 00:53:47,743 - Derek, please. - ...you understand and agree... 708 00:53:47,823 --> 00:53:49,878 ...to the following terms and conditions. 709 00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,780 - Derek! - One... 710 00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:54,483 - Derek, this is the virus talking. - ...you hereby waive your right... 711 00:53:54,563 --> 00:53:57,186 - Derek, please. - ...to your own personal bodily integrity. 712 00:53:57,266 --> 00:53:59,321 - This is not you. - Two... 713 00:53:59,401 --> 00:54:02,297 - I'm a licensed psychologist. - ...per the State vs. Nevil Reed... 714 00:54:02,377 --> 00:54:05,294 ...my colleague and I will not be held criminally liable... 715 00:54:05,374 --> 00:54:09,131 ...for any felony or misdemeanor that you may be a victim of... 716 00:54:09,211 --> 00:54:13,669 ...including but not limited to aggravated assault... 717 00:54:13,749 --> 00:54:16,672 ...aggravated battery, disorderly conduct... 718 00:54:16,752 --> 00:54:21,216 ...destruction of property, mayhem, and first-degree murder. 719 00:54:21,296 --> 00:54:22,926 And, three... 720 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,990 ...terms and conditions may change or be updated... 721 00:54:28,070 --> 00:54:30,519 ...whenever the fuck I want! 722 00:54:32,635 --> 00:54:35,998 Consider yourselves notified. 723 00:55:54,616 --> 00:55:56,171 Hello? 724 00:55:57,051 --> 00:55:58,607 Derek? 725 00:55:59,287 --> 00:56:00,530 Is anyone there? 726 00:56:01,690 --> 00:56:03,614 Knock, knock. 727 00:56:10,165 --> 00:56:11,917 Key card, por favor. 728 00:56:13,602 --> 00:56:16,432 If you want it, you'll have to negotiate. 729 00:56:17,272 --> 00:56:20,162 Negotiations have ended. 730 00:56:20,242 --> 00:56:24,396 Well, so will the quarantine, and I don't know where the key card is. 731 00:56:26,081 --> 00:56:28,770 - What do you want? - A truce. 732 00:56:29,430 --> 00:56:31,373 Fuck your truce. 733 00:56:31,453 --> 00:56:34,296 No truce, no key card. 734 00:56:36,892 --> 00:56:38,717 All right. 735 00:56:40,795 --> 00:56:43,888 Tell me where it is, and I promise... 736 00:56:43,968 --> 00:56:46,425 ...I'll be on my way and leave you alone. 737 00:56:48,586 --> 00:56:50,991 You're a man of your word, Derek. 738 00:56:52,407 --> 00:56:54,831 That's why I believe you. 739 00:56:56,111 --> 00:56:59,371 And that's... that's why you never made partner. 740 00:57:00,048 --> 00:57:03,338 Key card. Key card, Derek. 741 00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:05,611 Don't be stupid now. 742 00:57:08,891 --> 00:57:11,563 There's a good boy. Meg! 743 00:57:11,643 --> 00:57:13,484 Yeah, Meg! 744 00:57:20,168 --> 00:57:22,574 Take your key card, Derek, and fuck off. 745 00:57:22,904 --> 00:57:24,760 What card? 746 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:29,082 All I see is a useless piece of scorched plastic on the table. 747 00:57:30,279 --> 00:57:31,808 Strange. 748 00:57:32,607 --> 00:57:35,396 Me too. Is that what you see, too, Meg? 749 00:57:35,476 --> 00:57:38,607 - Yep. - So tell me, Meg, sweetie... 750 00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:43,932 ...why did you bring me this useless piece of plastic instead of my key card? 751 00:57:44,012 --> 00:57:47,249 Oh, that is your key card, or it used to be... 752 00:57:47,329 --> 00:57:50,152 ...before I put it inside a microwave oven. 753 00:57:50,232 --> 00:57:52,496 And why would you do that, I wonder? 754 00:57:54,036 --> 00:57:58,494 You're exactly like every other assistant, Meg. 755 00:57:58,974 --> 00:58:03,432 You're a vapid, bottom-feeding, parasitic shithead! 756 00:58:03,912 --> 00:58:07,826 You're a pair of tits with zero talent. 757 00:58:07,906 --> 00:58:10,906 So tell me, Meg, you incompetent cunt... 758 00:58:10,986 --> 00:58:14,413 ...what could possibly possess you to destroy my key card? 759 00:58:14,493 --> 00:58:17,713 Because everyone upstairs knew you would betray them. 760 00:58:17,793 --> 00:58:21,884 So they offered me a promotion in exchange for destroying the card. 761 00:58:21,964 --> 00:58:23,352 So... 762 00:58:23,432 --> 00:58:27,676 ...I guess I no longer work for you, you fucking bitch. 763 00:58:28,186 --> 00:58:31,794 In fact, I don't have to listen... 764 00:58:31,874 --> 00:58:36,571 ...to your hideous, shrill voice ever again! 765 00:58:36,651 --> 00:58:39,157 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 766 00:58:57,531 --> 00:59:01,336 Now it's a party! Oh, my God! Yes! 767 00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:04,293 Hey, just wanted to say... 768 00:59:04,373 --> 00:59:08,067 ...no more lies, no more power games... 769 00:59:10,644 --> 00:59:12,501 ...no more bullshit... 770 00:59:12,981 --> 00:59:14,506 ...and... 771 00:59:15,447 --> 00:59:17,228 ...no more siren song. 772 00:59:18,752 --> 00:59:23,559 By the way, Meg, she's a little crazy. 773 00:59:24,393 --> 00:59:26,250 She's perfect here. 774 00:59:37,939 --> 00:59:40,362 Dude, that freak show had some super-good-quality shoes. 775 00:59:40,442 --> 00:59:42,429 These are comfy as fuck! 776 00:59:44,029 --> 00:59:45,836 I loved this mug. 777 00:59:53,554 --> 00:59:57,922 I got it on the first day that I started here. 778 00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,185 My sister gave it to me. 779 01:00:07,402 --> 01:00:09,194 Fuck this place. 780 01:00:13,758 --> 01:00:15,769 Do you still have that... 781 01:00:16,425 --> 01:00:18,640 ...foreclosure paperwork on you? 782 01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:20,872 Yeah. 783 01:00:24,552 --> 01:00:27,779 - Why? - Let me take a little look at it. 784 01:00:35,464 --> 01:00:36,986 What? 785 01:00:38,466 --> 01:00:40,323 You're in luck. 786 01:00:41,503 --> 01:00:43,759 This mortgage is part of a bad batch. 787 01:00:44,239 --> 01:00:48,730 Original paperwork was filed so many times that it'd be tough to find. 788 01:00:49,215 --> 01:00:51,033 Could even be lost. 789 01:00:51,713 --> 01:00:54,269 So if I ask the bank for the original paperwork... 790 01:00:54,349 --> 01:00:56,241 You'd put them in a tough spot. 791 01:00:59,521 --> 01:01:04,379 Or a signature from upstairs could void it completely. 792 01:01:04,759 --> 01:01:06,317 Really? 793 01:01:09,965 --> 01:01:12,098 Hey, I'm sorry... 794 01:01:12,178 --> 01:01:15,793 ...for not helping you earlier. 795 01:01:17,272 --> 01:01:20,530 I should've, but I didn't. 796 01:01:21,610 --> 01:01:23,465 It's okay. 797 01:01:23,945 --> 01:01:25,822 Just don't do it again, I guess. 798 01:01:34,923 --> 01:01:36,812 You rolling? 799 01:01:37,792 --> 01:01:40,215 Push back. Push back. 800 01:01:40,495 --> 01:01:42,385 All right. Stop. 801 01:01:43,265 --> 01:01:45,096 Can you see him? 802 01:01:49,571 --> 01:01:51,160 No. 803 01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:53,632 Fuck you, Derek. 804 01:01:59,547 --> 01:02:01,402 Is that your friend? 805 01:02:01,482 --> 01:02:03,372 Oh, God. 806 01:02:04,252 --> 01:02:06,109 Hey, give that to me. 807 01:02:07,389 --> 01:02:10,415 Hey. Hey, it's all right. 808 01:02:13,328 --> 01:02:15,386 He has kids. 809 01:02:19,934 --> 01:02:22,357 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. 810 01:02:22,737 --> 01:02:24,627 I'm sorry. 811 01:02:25,207 --> 01:02:27,395 This fucking virus, it just takes... 812 01:02:27,475 --> 01:02:30,099 ...just takes everything up to 11. 813 01:02:30,879 --> 01:02:32,871 I've noticed. 814 01:02:34,349 --> 01:02:35,907 Hey. 815 01:03:43,618 --> 01:03:45,774 - I know, right? - Yeah. 816 01:03:45,854 --> 01:03:48,276 - I like this virus. - Yeah. 817 01:03:48,356 --> 01:03:50,244 So what now? 818 01:03:51,224 --> 01:03:53,481 I think we should definitely exchange numbers... 819 01:03:53,561 --> 01:03:55,950 ...consider an apartment, maybe a dog. 820 01:03:56,030 --> 01:03:58,920 - That'd be nice. - No, you idiot! What now? 821 01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:02,193 Let's see. 822 01:04:05,906 --> 01:04:09,531 - Ray sent an update to the office staff. - Who's Ray? 823 01:04:09,611 --> 01:04:11,469 He's the IT guy. 824 01:04:12,447 --> 01:04:14,036 Fuckers. 825 01:04:14,516 --> 01:04:16,805 There must be another way we can get up there. 826 01:04:16,885 --> 01:04:18,766 Not without the key card. 827 01:04:20,588 --> 01:04:22,111 Unless... 828 01:04:23,391 --> 01:04:26,081 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 829 01:04:26,961 --> 01:04:28,466 Unless what? 830 01:04:29,096 --> 01:04:30,759 What's he want? 831 01:04:30,839 --> 01:04:34,492 Ray can't fix the elevators, but I have another idea. 832 01:04:38,373 --> 01:04:41,730 - Ray! - I'm really busy right now! 833 01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:45,429 Goddamn it! Fuck you! Why won't you fucking work? 834 01:04:45,509 --> 01:04:46,954 Ray! 835 01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:50,238 Hey. 836 01:04:50,518 --> 01:04:52,807 - Hi. - Hey. 837 01:04:52,887 --> 01:04:54,710 We need your help. 838 01:04:55,490 --> 01:04:57,812 Holy shit! How'd that happen? 839 01:04:57,892 --> 01:05:01,149 Well, we asked for his help, and then he said he was busy. 840 01:05:01,229 --> 01:05:02,798 Really? 841 01:05:03,097 --> 01:05:04,679 Welcome to IT. 842 01:05:05,433 --> 01:05:07,289 We need you to hack into someone's computer. 843 01:05:07,369 --> 01:05:11,261 And I need Interpol to get off my back, so what else is fucking new? 844 01:05:13,441 --> 01:05:16,254 - Who we talking about? - Irene Smythe. 845 01:05:16,334 --> 01:05:17,754 Oh, fuck her. 846 01:05:22,290 --> 01:05:24,302 What? What the... 847 01:05:28,756 --> 01:05:31,546 - IT department. - What's wrong with my computer? 848 01:05:31,626 --> 01:05:34,012 Doctor can't do much until you tell him where it hurts. 849 01:05:34,092 --> 01:05:37,482 My Internet is slower than your brain. 850 01:05:37,562 --> 01:05:42,040 Well, that's a miracle considering the budget that I have for installs and updates. 851 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,269 Seriously, how do you expect me to keep running things if you have one guy... 852 01:05:46,349 --> 01:05:49,681 ...in one room down in the fucking basement doing everything? 853 01:05:49,761 --> 01:05:54,139 Seriously, and what do I get? I get denial, denial, denial, denial, denial... 854 01:05:54,219 --> 01:05:58,523 ...on all my fucking budgets, right? But, "oh, Ray, please give me an app! 855 01:05:58,603 --> 01:06:00,491 - Make sure..." - I am shocked! 856 01:06:00,571 --> 01:06:03,094 I'm shocked and appalled, and I'll definitely bring this up with John... 857 01:06:03,174 --> 01:06:05,830 ...but in the meantime, can you do your fucking job? 858 01:06:06,390 --> 01:06:09,000 Cool your bloomers. Hold on. 859 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,303 - Just sent you a patch. - A patch? 860 01:06:11,383 --> 01:06:15,994 It's a file that you install on that thing in front of you called a computer. 861 01:06:16,274 --> 01:06:17,316 Okay. 862 01:06:17,396 --> 01:06:21,152 Look, this might get complicated for you, but don't worry. 863 01:06:21,232 --> 01:06:23,738 I'll take you through the whole process myself. You ready? 864 01:06:23,818 --> 01:06:24,849 Okay. 865 01:06:24,929 --> 01:06:26,918 Click on the file that's on your desktop. 866 01:06:26,998 --> 01:06:30,660 - Done. - Now click "install." 867 01:06:33,905 --> 01:06:36,794 So rude. You know... 868 01:06:37,386 --> 01:06:41,235 ...funny enough, I think the virus actually made her nicer. 869 01:06:43,414 --> 01:06:47,572 I could've called that file mean Trojan destroyer, the ultimate hard drive rapist... 870 01:06:47,652 --> 01:06:49,714 ...and she still would have installed it. 871 01:06:51,022 --> 01:06:53,128 And we're in. 872 01:06:53,858 --> 01:06:56,681 Okay. So what we're looking at, those are her files? 873 01:06:56,761 --> 01:06:59,584 Every last one of them, even the porn. 874 01:06:59,664 --> 01:07:02,721 Seems she's got a thing for feet. What do you want? 875 01:07:02,801 --> 01:07:05,857 I want you to pretend that that is a peaceful village... 876 01:07:05,937 --> 01:07:08,460 ...inhabited by gorgeous virgin maidens. 877 01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:13,799 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're the... you know, smelly, aggressive viking king. 878 01:07:14,679 --> 01:07:16,754 You had me at peaceful. 879 01:07:19,056 --> 01:07:20,941 What... what the... 880 01:07:22,340 --> 01:07:26,010 Ray, you ignoramus, that patch thing has erased my hard drive. 881 01:07:26,090 --> 01:07:31,129 Hey, Irene. I got good news, bad news, and worse news for you. 882 01:07:31,209 --> 01:07:34,979 Good news is, is we have a copy of your hard drive on the backup server. 883 01:07:35,059 --> 01:07:38,370 Bad news is that I have it. 884 01:07:38,670 --> 01:07:42,027 Worse news is that, if you want it... 885 01:07:42,107 --> 01:07:44,733 ...you gotta come down and get it. 886 01:07:47,851 --> 01:07:51,072 - What trade? - The backup copy for my key card. 887 01:07:52,850 --> 01:07:56,207 That backup is worth millions to this firm. Are you actually listening to me? 888 01:07:56,287 --> 01:07:58,343 I'm meeting him. End of story. 889 01:07:58,423 --> 01:08:01,446 Oh, great. Should I just remove my pants now... 890 01:08:01,526 --> 01:08:04,282 ...to make it easier for him when he comes up here to fuck me? 891 01:08:04,362 --> 01:08:07,295 I'm not going to give him my key card. 892 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:09,153 Well, he has got leverage against you. 893 01:08:09,233 --> 01:08:12,901 The idiot let me decide on the meeting spot. 894 01:08:17,342 --> 01:08:19,414 Where's your piece, Colton? 895 01:08:51,742 --> 01:08:54,632 - All right. She's clean. - Who is she? 896 01:08:54,712 --> 01:08:56,668 She's one of the mortgage accounts that you... 897 01:08:56,748 --> 01:09:00,304 I'm Melanie Cross. I live at 22nd and Pacific. 898 01:09:01,604 --> 01:09:03,320 Not for long. 899 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,946 Just... 900 01:09:06,690 --> 01:09:08,391 Key card. 901 01:09:08,471 --> 01:09:09,810 Files. 902 01:09:20,304 --> 01:09:22,175 Are you... 903 01:09:22,464 --> 01:09:25,096 - ...looking for this? - Okay. 904 01:09:25,893 --> 01:09:27,231 Just a little pro tip. 905 01:09:27,311 --> 01:09:31,877 Employees' IQs at this firm are inversely proportionate to their salaries, so... 906 01:09:31,957 --> 01:09:36,228 ...it's probably not a good idea to try to outsmart someone with a smaller paycheck. 907 01:09:37,388 --> 01:09:39,280 Key card. 908 01:09:47,164 --> 01:09:50,311 Now give me the hard drive. I've done my bit. 909 01:09:50,391 --> 01:09:51,673 Not yet. 910 01:09:53,371 --> 01:09:55,460 Gotta sign this first. 911 01:10:02,539 --> 01:10:04,697 I could sign this, sure... 912 01:10:04,777 --> 01:10:08,339 ...then claim temporary insanity and have it dismissed. 913 01:10:08,419 --> 01:10:10,141 Sorry, sweetie... 914 01:10:11,190 --> 01:10:13,681 ...but you can always take it to the man upstairs... 915 01:10:13,761 --> 01:10:16,541 ...with that card you've got if you like. 916 01:10:26,037 --> 01:10:27,875 You fucking whore! 917 01:10:27,955 --> 01:10:31,048 - Give us a minute. - Yeah, totally. 918 01:11:26,364 --> 01:11:28,166 Bullets are for cowards. 919 01:11:28,246 --> 01:11:30,315 Oh, shit. 920 01:11:39,931 --> 01:11:41,899 No, no, wait! 921 01:11:41,979 --> 01:11:45,039 That card doesn't work. It needs an access code. 922 01:12:14,313 --> 01:12:16,735 I got it. No. 923 01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:20,805 No! No, no! No! 924 01:12:21,235 --> 01:12:23,261 I'm gonna burn your eyes out. 925 01:13:08,099 --> 01:13:10,789 I am done fucking around. 926 01:13:11,169 --> 01:13:13,057 Give us the code right now. 927 01:13:13,237 --> 01:13:17,095 I'll give you the code, but here's the new deal, boy. 928 01:13:17,175 --> 01:13:18,630 - You give me her. - What? 929 01:13:18,710 --> 01:13:22,600 She destroyed my work. That's years of my life. You want your revenge? Give me mine. 930 01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,770 I just want my home back, you asshole! 931 01:13:25,850 --> 01:13:28,540 The quarantine is ending soon. 932 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:32,326 - Your time is running out. - Give me the access code! 933 01:13:32,656 --> 01:13:34,612 I'll give you a pro tip. 934 01:13:34,692 --> 01:13:36,748 You want to swim to the top? 935 01:13:36,828 --> 01:13:38,716 Drop the dead weight. 936 01:13:39,196 --> 01:13:41,055 She'll do it. 937 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,723 Five! 938 01:13:45,803 --> 01:13:47,361 Four! 939 01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,365 Three. 940 01:13:55,263 --> 01:13:57,335 - Two! - One. 941 01:13:58,315 --> 01:13:59,857 Deal. 942 01:14:02,019 --> 01:14:04,896 Fuck you, Derek, you piece-of-shit suit! 943 01:14:05,456 --> 01:14:08,345 You're just like all of them! You belong here! 944 01:14:09,085 --> 01:14:10,615 Fuck! 945 01:14:11,095 --> 01:14:12,560 Done? 946 01:14:16,326 --> 01:14:18,289 Fuck you! Fuck you. 947 01:14:18,369 --> 01:14:20,827 I'll be back shortly, sweetie. 948 01:14:21,211 --> 01:14:23,038 Come on. 949 01:14:52,169 --> 01:14:54,192 These things only work once. 950 01:14:54,662 --> 01:14:56,730 Don't do anything stupid. 951 01:15:36,881 --> 01:15:38,487 Can you see it, Derek? 952 01:15:39,901 --> 01:15:43,146 Can you see the solution to our problem here? 953 01:15:47,425 --> 01:15:50,268 You're infected. You have impunity! 954 01:15:50,628 --> 01:15:54,642 Nevil Reed, he got away with murder. Maybe I can have a little fun here. 955 01:15:57,301 --> 01:15:59,327 Well, I'm gonna beat you to the punch. 956 01:16:06,377 --> 01:16:08,082 Let's discuss. 957 01:16:37,007 --> 01:16:39,786 - What's that? - The terms of my surrender... 958 01:16:39,866 --> 01:16:41,668 ...partnership contract. 959 01:16:45,883 --> 01:16:48,539 You're a fucking piece of shit. 960 01:16:48,619 --> 01:16:52,393 Look, my guy killed your guy. You killed my guy, so we're even. 961 01:16:52,473 --> 01:16:54,778 Let's just get down to business now? 962 01:16:54,858 --> 01:16:56,399 Ladies. 963 01:16:57,678 --> 01:17:01,121 Monthly profit participation, annual performance bonus... 964 01:17:01,201 --> 01:17:06,624 ...vehicle allowances, gas, maintenance, insurance, chauffeur. 965 01:17:06,704 --> 01:17:10,795 Expense accounts, full cellphone allowances... 966 01:17:10,925 --> 01:17:13,894 ...paid parking, country-club fees. 967 01:17:13,974 --> 01:17:16,407 I've seen you admiring all of this, Derek. 968 01:17:18,731 --> 01:17:21,210 Isn't this what you've always wanted? 969 01:17:21,635 --> 01:17:22,723 Yes. 970 01:17:22,803 --> 01:17:26,247 Then why don't I see a fucking pen in your hand? 971 01:17:27,474 --> 01:17:31,618 Do you really wanna spend the next 20 years of your life working your ass off... 972 01:17:31,698 --> 01:17:35,003 ...for what, maybe half of what I just offered you? 973 01:17:35,483 --> 01:17:37,505 Sign it, Derek. 974 01:17:37,985 --> 01:17:40,291 Sign it, and I'll suck your cock. 975 01:17:40,371 --> 01:17:42,309 Sign it, and I'll help. 976 01:17:42,389 --> 01:17:45,416 - Be smart. - Be rich. 977 01:17:58,572 --> 01:18:00,130 No. 978 01:18:31,295 --> 01:18:33,144 Mine's bigger. 979 01:18:33,727 --> 01:18:35,799 Mine's always bigger. 980 01:18:45,102 --> 01:18:46,774 You fucker. 981 01:18:53,926 --> 01:18:56,170 That's your problem, Derek. No vision. 982 01:19:04,672 --> 01:19:06,497 Fuck you. 983 01:19:13,397 --> 01:19:15,299 Fuck! Iron! 984 01:19:18,985 --> 01:19:21,711 No, not the 9, the 5! 985 01:19:40,641 --> 01:19:42,396 Look at your partners. 986 01:19:42,476 --> 01:19:44,566 Look at your partners! 987 01:19:45,346 --> 01:19:47,384 You know what they're thinking right now? 988 01:19:47,464 --> 01:19:52,172 They're thinking how big their piece of the pie is gonna get once you stop taking yours. 989 01:19:53,287 --> 01:19:55,676 This is where we vote, right? 990 01:19:55,756 --> 01:19:58,883 Well, then let's vote. Make it quick. 991 01:20:14,175 --> 01:20:16,048 Can you do it, Derek? 992 01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:18,699 Can you do it? 993 01:20:18,779 --> 01:20:22,041 No, because you're too much of a pussy, which is why I'm up here... 994 01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:24,338 ...and you are down there. 995 01:20:24,418 --> 01:20:26,773 But when this is all over... 996 01:20:26,853 --> 01:20:29,679 ...I will piss on your corpse, as well. 997 01:20:56,684 --> 01:20:59,000 And so the king falls. 998 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:02,843 With the quarantine about to lift, I finally gotta plead my case to The Nine... 999 01:21:02,923 --> 01:21:06,948 ...excuse me, Eight... and have my own day in court. 1000 01:21:07,528 --> 01:21:11,468 Surprisingly, given the fact that I just threw their former CEO off a balcony... 1001 01:21:11,548 --> 01:21:13,805 ...they seemed pretty willing to listen. 1002 01:21:14,955 --> 01:21:18,525 In a calm and collected manner, I explained to them my situation... 1003 01:21:18,605 --> 01:21:21,528 ...my dedication to the firm, the abuse of company resources... 1004 01:21:21,608 --> 01:21:23,764 ...by those above my pay grade, yada yada. 1005 01:21:23,844 --> 01:21:25,999 I don't need to bore you with the long-form version. 1006 01:21:26,079 --> 01:21:29,370 With a sound defense and in light of the day's events, I pled that... 1007 01:21:29,450 --> 01:21:31,822 I think I deserve my job back. 1008 01:21:33,404 --> 01:21:36,197 But as they voted, it dawned on me... 1009 01:21:36,277 --> 01:21:39,363 ...something my sister had been trying to tell me for years... 1010 01:21:39,443 --> 01:21:42,206 ...what my new friend reminded me today. 1011 01:21:42,996 --> 01:21:44,956 I didn't have a job. 1012 01:21:45,036 --> 01:21:46,816 The job had me. 1013 01:21:46,896 --> 01:21:49,791 I was just another fucking slave to the grind. 1014 01:21:50,421 --> 01:21:54,528 Look, we paint our paths with the best of intentions... 1015 01:21:54,608 --> 01:21:58,386 ...but at the end of the day, sometimes it takes a brushstroke of circumstance... 1016 01:21:59,596 --> 01:22:03,640 ...or a deadly virus to set us on the right path again. 1017 01:22:07,975 --> 01:22:10,644 And the incident at TSC, as they're calling it... 1018 01:22:10,724 --> 01:22:13,814 ...ended up being a watershed case to finally accelerate a vaccine... 1019 01:22:13,894 --> 01:22:16,347 ...to prevent the symptoms of the ID-7 virus... 1020 01:22:16,427 --> 01:22:19,153 ...pending FDA approval, of course. 1021 01:22:19,233 --> 01:22:21,989 You're welcome. And for the firm itself... 1022 01:22:22,069 --> 01:22:25,359 ...well, they did what any corporate asshole in a corner would do. 1023 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:27,995 They offered me Towers' job. 1024 01:22:28,075 --> 01:22:30,951 Finally a seat at the big kids' table. 1025 01:22:50,731 --> 01:22:53,956 So I took the gig... 1026 01:22:55,536 --> 01:22:59,563 ...just long enough to make an executive decision and do some good in the world. 1027 01:23:09,461 --> 01:23:10,968 I quit. 1028 01:23:11,218 --> 01:23:12,653 Now, I know what you're thinking. 1029 01:23:12,733 --> 01:23:14,775 We wrapped this story up in a nice little bow... 1030 01:23:14,855 --> 01:23:19,053 ...and we pretty much just killed a bunch of people. I live with that. 1031 01:23:19,133 --> 01:23:22,499 But they do say everything happens for a reason. 1032 01:23:22,579 --> 01:23:24,618 I'm starting to believe it. 1033 01:23:24,698 --> 01:23:28,512 Here's one more pro tip. Paint your own path to success... 1034 01:23:28,592 --> 01:23:30,955 ...in work, love, and life... 1035 01:23:33,957 --> 01:23:36,287 ...before it's too fucking late. 1036 01:23:37,305 --> 01:23:43,878 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org